I've been attacked!!!!!

SAVE YOURSELF!

RUN FROM THE VIA!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Living la VIA loca

To be sung by starbucks to customers:

UPSIDE INSIDE OUT
DRINKING THE VIA COFFEE
WE WILL FORCE IT DOWN
DRINKING THE VIA COFFEE
IT COMES IN ORANGE AND RED
DRINKING THE VIA COFFEE
WE WILL SHOOT YOU DEAD
UNLESS YOU DRINK OUR VIA COFFEE

COME ON

UNLESS YOU DRINK OUR VIA COFFEE

COME ON

UNLESS YOU DRINK OUR VIA COFFEE

Starbucks' marketing machine is evil.

VIA means...

Definitions of VIA:

–preposition
1.
by a route that touches or passes through; by way of: to fly to Japan via the North Pole.
2.
by the agency or instrumentality of: a solution via an inquiry.
–noun
3.
Architecture. a space between two mutules.
-forceful coffee
4.
forcing coffee down your throat by way of starbucks.

They will control us.

It arrives en masse...

Look at them all... Starbucks made it en masse in a seemingly effort to make each and every person in the United States try it. While it seems looming, this photo above, it's actually fairly regular... what seems like more coffee for any man is actually the amount of coffee they're shoving down each and every one of our throats on a daily basis.

This blog is not so much comedy as it is a horror story... and a warning... beware the VIA, for starbucks will make you drink it... and they will win... unless we fight back!